Guys and gals, here s the latest scoop from the IIM Indore News Service. Enjoy…….
Hello guys, gals and the rest.
Time for another nerve-wrecking, spine-tingling, nail-biting encounter
between the two bitter rivals.. the Armageddons and the Daemones. This time,
they are fighting it out in the ancient fight-to-death game of Krih-ket.
While you are sleeping cozily under wraps in this beautiful weather, 20
people in this world are worried if they are even going to see the moon
tomorrow! Yes people, life on Planet-I is not as nice as you would make
yourself believe.. Read each name below carefully.. Some of them maybe your
brothers or even sisters.. Be there in the Arena to pray for them. Pray that
they win and be spared of the wrath of their countrymen.
Presenting. The ARMAGEDDONS.
Rohan Lara, the Prince
Ravi McGrath, the Mean
Ranjit Ponting, the Scheming
Hatim Akram, the Learned
Gagan Lee, the Killer
Rahul Sehwag, the Terrorist
Rajat Dravid, the Wall
Mayank Hughes, the Monster
Sachin Kallis, the Aul in one
Saket Khan, the Swinger
Prem ka Pujari – the Sorcerer
Maa ki Aankh – the Bomber
Juggernaut – the Demolition Man
Vander Myder – the Sniper
Sab ka Baap – the Decimator
Aurangzeb (todo) – the Master Blaster
Misra – the Bulldozer
Sir Paul – the Steamroller
Dee-buck – the Swashbuckler
Peer-cash – the Side winder
Arena: The Lords
Date: 27th July 2004
Time: 5:00 PM
So if you support either of the teams, be there to pray for them. If not, be
there just for the sadistic pleasure of watching ’em fight for their lives..
Much like back home in Rome. To add more spice to the already dizzying
event, we will have a panel of commentators specially imported from
Yorkshire, giving their expert comments on the proceedings. We will also
have on our panel a couple of ladies to give their perspective of the whole
That’s about it from the News desk for now. See you there at the Arena.. On
IIMI News Service
Important Notice: In case of unforeseen and unfortunate events like a
surprise quiz or rain, the contest will be either held partially or be
cancelled completely tomorrow. Our reader fraternity will be kept informed
in case of any such force de majeure.
Statutory Warning: This event is not to be witnessed by any person who is
weak of heart or is known to have even the slightest hint of High Blood
Pressure. This event will set your pulse racing at dizzying speeds. So
please exercise discretion only if you are known to have heart problems.